[music throughout] Narrator: Black Hole 101: What A Black Hole Is NOT.
First, a black hole is actually not a hole. It’s a physical object in space!
Second, a black hole is not a cosmic vacuum cleaner. Third,
a black hole is not a portal, especially not one leading you to a dimension
populated by unicorns and space potatoes. And finally, a black hole is--
and I shouldn’t have to say this—NOT a good place for a vacation.
Thanks for watching, and please…stay safe out there. [music ends]
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